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Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49358) - you deserved it (3604)

On 05/25/2009 at 11:14am - work - by EMT_Koulianos (man) - United States (Florida)

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AICD's have been around for a long time. they work the same as the pads, sending massive wattage across your heart and will cause a convulsion in the limbs. go google it ffs.

#24 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:19pm by lowfiwhiteguy

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:-( sorry dude, you were doing a great deed and you got injured. I'd still give you a pat on the back though.

#17 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:05pm by heyyou1203

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