Today, it's Halloween and my boss changed his mind at the last minute, telling us we're no longer allowed to carve pumpkins in our lunch hour because, "It would be too distracting". What are we supposed to do with 12 pumpkins now? FML

by nohalloweenforus / 10/31/2016 at 11:22am / Work

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  • You could throw them at your boss...

    Disclaimer: All advice offered by the author of this comment is done so in fun, the author takes no responsibility for the consequences of following his advice.

    #5 - On 10/31/2016 at 1:13pm by False_Stupidity

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  • Have you never heard of a Pumpkin Fight? It's basically like a water balloon fight, but with more concussions and broken bones. Easy way to get out of work sick.

    #2 - On 10/31/2016 at 1:04pm by Welshite

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