Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML

by Neckbruise101 / 10/15/2016 at 2:01am / United States (California) / Work

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • I would have stuck with the hickey story if I were you.

    #2 - On 10/16/2016 at 6:14am by Lalala579121

    See in context

  • Hahaha! Oh, I'm sorry OP. That's hilarious though. Hey on the bright side, your coworkers and boss think you're getting some ;)

    #1 - On 10/16/2016 at 5:42am by faeliality

    See in context