Today, I started my first day at a job. First thing my manager does is ask me if I knew the fastest way to kill someone there, then told me with a straight face all of what would occur when dumping a person's head into the deep fryer. Then the psycho assigned me to the fry station. FML

by TheVagabond_SRG / 08/02/2016 at 2:46am / United States (Texas) / Work

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  • Due to some clerical error, the world's top assassin was assigned to manage a fast food joint.

    Meanwhile, in a blacklisted government facility, the person who would've been your manager is faking their way through interrogating a detained criminal. "Don't make me get the hairnet out, you scum! When I'm done with you, there won't be a meal happy enough to console you!"

    #8 - On 08/02/2016 at 11:28am by Tripartita

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  • Well, you either have to take him out first, or fry trying.

    #5 - On 08/02/2016 at 11:25am by Baustigt

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