Today, while working as a highway patrol officer, I pulled over my girlfriend for speeding and was required by law to ticket her. Another officer was with me, so I couldn't not ticket her without being reported. We share a joint account, so I basically ticketed myself. FML

by Anonymous / 06/28/2016 at 10:17pm / United States (Florida) / Work

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  • Damn, there goes your doughnut money.

    #1 - On 06/29/2016 at 5:44am by josef_connolly

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  • Just because she's your girlfriend doesn't mean she's entitled to special treatment. She broke the law, and people who break the law get punished. It definitely sucks that it came out of your money but she needs to take accountability for herself and that includes not putting herself and others at risk.

    #9 - On 06/29/2016 at 6:06am by brewmasterg

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