Work: Today, I was bitch slapped by Murphy's Law when my supervising...

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By Oh Holy Buckets. - 27/04/2016 23:10 - United States - Youngstown

Today, I was bitch slapped by Murphy's Law when my supervising coworker was out and I thought I could take care of the building alone. The network was disconnected and the phones went down within the hour. I'm a student IT network analyst. FML

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maybeadream 9

Friday 29 April 2016 2:30

Damn you Murphy's law!!!

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maybeadream 9

Friday 29 April 2016 2:30

Damn you Murphy's law!!!

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