Work: Today, I failed my drivers test. Since Monday I have had food... - FML

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By why me - 27/04/2016 21:26 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I failed my drivers test. Since Monday I have had food poisoning, had a viral infection which has caused me to miss university and take days off work, I have now been fired from work and have failed university because I missed an exam. My boyfriend has also slept with my best friend. FML

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