Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML
by babbling idiot / 08/14/2015 at 5:35am / Canada / Work
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Did you immediately correct yourself?
#9 - On 08/14/2015 at 11:31am by randomcritic
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Ah, I love a good ole Freudian slip.
#8 - On 08/14/2015 at 11:29am by CaptainSmith28
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