Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML

by Ineedlotsofwater / 01/23/2015 at 11:41am / United States (Washington) / Work

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  • On the bright side, you'll probably cheer up about that situation very soon with how cheerful you are, buddy.

    #4 - On 01/23/2015 at 6:07pm by MrSassypants

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  • I personally feel like in a sense that's a compliment! A lot of people wish they could seem as happy as that I'm sure! Congrats on passing every test, really showed them! :)

    #9 - On 01/23/2015 at 6:12pm by dude_itskayley

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