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By whydoidothis - 03/10/2014 11:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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True hero

By MentalHealthWorker - 17/09/2020 02:05

Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Former Professor - 21/07/2019 22:00

Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML

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Classy

By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 22:00 - France

Today, I've got two family members over to stay. So far, I have found a dirty Q-Tip, a nasty toe nail and had to clean up period blood from toilets, bin, and the floor. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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Cooperation

By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 02:02 - Germany - Emden

Today, I share a bathroom with two other people and we divide tasks equally. They take care of making it dirty; I take care of making it clean. FML

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By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 3 October 2014 15:50

I'd feel worse for the poor people who have to use these toilets...

PipingMouse 14

Friday 3 October 2014 16:08

Make sure you don't touch the toilet seats with any of your body parts because then you'll be playing 'Herpes or Cold Sore?'

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Mattaguirre_ 15

Friday 3 October 2014 15:44

that's not nice

Jreslier 15

Friday 3 October 2014 15:58

That's a shit job.

PipingMouse 14

Friday 3 October 2014 16:25

It's nice that the homeless people have clean toilet seats :) +1 towards my faith in humanity

addictedtoIASIP 14

Friday 3 October 2014 18:01

It's true, you wouldn't like it either if it were your job

Nilorak 24

Friday 3 October 2014 15:46

Can I join?

Sakuraashita 15

Friday 3 October 2014 15:46

That's naaasty!

tony1891 22

Friday 3 October 2014 15:49

thats a shitty job

Nilorak 24

Friday 3 October 2014 15:50

No shit.

EverestMelting 23

Friday 3 October 2014 16:25

I appreciated that shitty comment, #5.

WolfyGrace 24

Saturday 4 October 2014 9:24

I'm sure there was lots of shit, #5.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 3 October 2014 15:50

I'd feel worse for the poor people who have to use these toilets...

201chasew 22

Friday 3 October 2014 19:11

I would be scarred for life if I shit out a tapeworm

eaglerob 20

Friday 3 October 2014 15:50

Bank all that karma, you're awesomesauce

dawood_k 27

Friday 3 October 2014 15:55

So what was it... Tapeworm or paper

devildog562 33

Friday 3 October 2014 15:56

With the tape worm you get a nice new body and get to eat whatever you want, And possibly have them spread up to your brain!

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 4 October 2014 5:59

But are there any drawbacks?

devildog562 33

Saturday 4 October 2014 9:28

Negative, weight loss and a three foot worm seems okay to me !

candyolympics 17

Sunday 5 October 2014 6:04

#48, More like a 50 foot worm that can live up to 20 years in your intestines.

thebigtwinkie 28

Friday 3 October 2014 16:07

may the shit puns beging

PipingMouse 14

Friday 3 October 2014 16:08

Make sure you don't touch the toilet seats with any of your body parts because then you'll be playing 'Herpes or Cold Sore?'

WCARlover 34

Friday 3 October 2014 16:13

There is so much wrong with this. Cold sores are heroes, and they aren't spread by toilet seats

PipingMouse 14

Friday 3 October 2014 16:14

I know that...I did go to health class in high school.

WCARlover 34

Friday 3 October 2014 16:15

Okay, your comment would suggest otherwise

PipingMouse 14

Friday 3 October 2014 16:18

Okay, sorry, how about this brainiac? 'Gonnorrhea or Syphilis?' I didn't know that FML comments were so "serious"....

thejimler 9

Friday 3 October 2014 17:04

#14 they're heroes? I must have missed the pilot episode of the failed cartoon for "Captain Coldsore!"

thesmeagol 22

Friday 3 October 2014 23:30

thats unfortunate for you 28. Twas an amazing episode.

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