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Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36168) - you deserved it (9412)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Slough)

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Wow, if I were you I'd kill for a new boss.

#1 - On 08/29/2014 at 9:18pm by GOtllt

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I can't believe your manager would actually think your were serious about something like that. Hopefully you didn't get into too much trouble. Might want to rethink your place of employment.

#3 - On 08/29/2014 at 9:20pm by greg84

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