Today, I landed my first job as a security officer. Only after I signed all the paperwork did I find out that the area I'll be working is apparently a hotspot for violent shootings. I'm screwed. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36801) - you deserved it (5354)
On 08/24/2014 at 4:03pm - work - by fucked - United States (California)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying…
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Bob & weave
#1 - On 08/24/2014 at 5:27pm by grogers311
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+171 | 14
Might be time to invest in some Kevlar.
#5 - On 08/24/2014 at 5:30pm by chosha
+110 | 18
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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