Today, I landed my first job as a security officer. Only after I signed all the paperwork did I find out that the area I'll be working is apparently a hotspot for violent shootings. I'm screwed. FML
by fucked / 08/24/2014 at 4:03pm / United States (California) / Work
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Bob & weave
#1 - On 08/24/2014 at 5:27pm by grogers311
See in context
Might be time to invest in some Kevlar.
#5 - On 08/24/2014 at 5:30pm by chosha
7596330 FMLs submitted since the site's creation!
Other versions: Android · iOS · Windows Phone
Français · Italiano · Español · Türk · Pусский · Svenskt · Indonesia
© Beta&Cie. Created by Maxime VALETTE, assisted by Guillaume PASSAGLIA