By fucked - 24/08/2014 20:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I landed my first job as a security officer. Only after I signed all the paperwork did I find out that the area I'll be working is apparently a hotspot for violent shootings. I'm screwed. FML
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chosha_fml 26

Might be time to invest in some Kevlar.

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rob02 19

You'll be fine, take cover and shoot back.

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brokenjawskhan 21

Oh fyl, OP you need to get yourself a gun for self-defense!! And train with fire arms when you are off duty. Also consider looking at bullet proof vests after all you're a guard. Don't worry op you'll be fine :)

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ceelos97 16

If i was you i would buy a bullet proof vest

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Olivia93 20

Just run OP when anything happens, just be sure to run in 'zig-zags' and not a straight line. You'll be fine ?✌️?

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ShadowFireZelda 6

Wonder what happened to the old guy?..... kidding. but seriously, be careful and good luck.

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venomousddog 19

All you need to do is survive 5 days, just don't let your guard down and Foxy shouldn't catch you, just watch your power usage, that's sort of important. You'll do great, I'm sure of it

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pipkinrahl 2

if you dont like it quit. you'll get another job.

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dxshaunxb21 3

Better than being at Freddy's Frazbear's pizza

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AnalBeads4U 20

I know that feel bro.. Security here too. Same situation.

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

seriously? It didn't occur to you that there's a need for security officers mostly in dangerous places? Like, why else would security officers even exist?

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