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Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML


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On 08/11/2014 at 3:54pm - work - by poorman (man) - United States (California)

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Did you touch him by punching him in his face ?

#1 - On 08/11/2014 at 7:12pm by sexyboi1985

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And he must be so rich that he eats at McDonald's.

#5 - On 08/11/2014 at 7:14pm by Mikaylamill

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