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Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

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On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

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He's lovin' it.

#1 - On 08/11/2014 at 6:00am by Queensland

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Sweet promises? What, like "I promise it'll be over soon, you just look so tasty I could eat you up."

#4 - On 08/11/2014 at 6:02am by lil_ham1644

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