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Today, I stopped two little boys from spitting over a railing at the piano player two floors below in the department store I work at. Their mom complained to my boss about me. FML

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On 08/06/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by spitstopper - United States (Alabama)

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sorry op... at least u protected the dignity of the piano player

#1 - On 08/07/2014 at 8:59am by johnsonjj

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should've kick their asses yourself

#2 - On 08/07/2014 at 8:59am by dariustanrw

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