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Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML


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On 07/15/2014 at 6:04pm - work - by mister_pinky (man) - United States (Oregon)

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They probably mess with you because you can't take a joke. I personally love to mess with people who can't take a joke, and I'm sure others do as well

#3 - On 07/16/2014 at 1:47am by person961

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then don't teach as a career. they seem to be messing around all in good fun. you need a sense of humor to be a professor

#4 - On 07/16/2014 at 1:47am by greencurtains74

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