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Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML


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On 06/16/2014 at 10:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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How unaware of your surroundings are you... YDI

#1 - On 06/17/2014 at 5:36am by comedybreak

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That's extraordinarily disgusting.

#2 - On 06/17/2014 at 5:38am by Meggston

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