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Today, I once again had to tell one of my elderly patients not to grope me. He responded by throwing his bedpan at me. It was full. FML

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On 05/04/2014 at 10:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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The fact he needs a bedpan shows that he's too old to grope anything

#1 - On 05/05/2014 at 4:09am by masturdad

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he wants his action and wants it now dammit!

#2 - On 05/05/2014 at 4:09am by foxwasalamb

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