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Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40096) - you deserved it (6727)

On 04/26/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by caught out - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Smile and wave?
Who knows. It might work.

#1 - On 04/27/2014 at 7:20am by cumberbunny

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Well atleast.... Yeah I don't know so much for a comforting comment

#2 - On 04/27/2014 at 7:20am by AnonymousFunFMLs

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