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Today, I joked to a client that every time I see his name, I start singing the song 'Dr Jones' by Aqua. He looked blankly at me, so I broke into song, 'Dr Jones, Dr Jones, calling Dr Jones... ' He still looked blankly, but now also utterly horrified, as were the rest of the waiting room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31571) - you deserved it (10127)

On 04/21/2014 at 5:26pm - work - by banana_tree - United Kingdom

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so im guessing not the psychiatrist kind of doctor?

#1 - On 04/21/2014 at 11:41pm by Zestus

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Who is Dr Jones?

#3 - On 04/21/2014 at 11:41pm by Snicket

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