Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40274) - you deserved it (4573)
On 03/29/2014 at 7:07pm - work - by ohdear. (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
unlucky's life also sucksToday, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in…
emopoe also deserved itToday, I realized I can't afford to break up with my boyfriend of 2 years, as we split…
Obviously a case of 100% Customer Satisfaction!
#6 - On 03/30/2014 at 7:40am by AUShano
See in context
+265 | 15
I'll have what she had.
#5 - On 03/30/2014 at 7:35am by ThomasBombadil
+213 | 31
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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