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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 3 June 2015 05:01 / Canada - Lansdowne
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By  Nexa_fml  |  21

And here comes all the shit puns/jokes..

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sorry, i have a shit attitude

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i literally aint got any other shit to do right now

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  Grenith  |  21

Really? You're getting away with a 'shitty' pun? Why would the fml community let you do that. That merits fml capital pun-ishment, the ban hammer.

By  beaglegal  |  42

Well what did you expect?

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  cristy91  |  33

I'm guessing OP was assuminh his gf would go to the bathroom if she felt her stomach wretch. If you care about the person you're with you would not risk that

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  bluefairy_fml  |  24

Sometimes you just can't make it to the bathroom in time. I'm sure OP's girlfriend did not actually mean to "shart" on him and the bed. Of course she would have prefered to do it in the toilet if she could.

By  justintart  |  2

I was gonna make an anal joke, butt fuck it..get it?

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  Brandi_Faith  |  33

I can't even imagine how embarrassed she was! And definitely don't take a shower with her, that shower may not end well either. Best thing you can do is stay away from any nakedness on her part, away from the bathroom (so it's available when she needs it), and never mention the situation again. I'm sure she's incredibly humiliated. Poor girl.

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  tantanpanda  |  26

^mhm, feel sorry for the girl when the guy gets the punishment. F her life and not OPs because she's embarrassed. I see how It is.

By  ASeeR  |  14

try to ignite a lighter while she doing it ...

By  RickySleeves  |  18

Taco Bell is worth it.

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