By ohdear. - 29/03/2014 23:07 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML
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AUShano 15

Obviously a case of 100% Customer Satisfaction!

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ThomasBombadil 31

I'll have what she had.

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Comments

brandoneyez1 25

Probably the most touching she's had in a long time.

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LostMy_Marbles 24

As uncomfortable as it may have made you, you probably made her day.

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MortenM 17

Yea - tax money finally providing great customer service

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pressingreset 13

Sounds more interesting than anything that happens at my job.

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PainOfDemise 11

i'm guessing she doesn't get touched much. At least you were able to give her some pleasure.

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phatdaddy62 23

You want to body cavity search a 500 lb woman?

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cryssycakesx3 22

them's a lot of cavities...

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energizerbunny23 18

And then you find out really, she was a man all along

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kurodansei 16

She sounds like a fun lady, that is hilarious. Takes some large metaphorical cahones to prank sum1 like that lol.

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False_Stupidity 41

You ruined the comment by not bothering to spell out someone.

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buckdharma 36

No, no, you're cold. You're getting warmer, warmer, warmer. You're red hot! Yes, yes, Y-E-S...

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