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Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32807) - you deserved it (3712)

On 03/28/2014 at 11:02pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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You probably scared the shit out of him.

#2 - On 03/29/2014 at 11:17am by kinky44

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Isn't this why stores often have washrooms for the customers.

#1 - On 03/29/2014 at 11:16am by MidnaLink

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