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Today, I found out that, after having moved over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kicked out of the house I'm renting. We haven't yet signed agreements. Apparently I "keep the kitchen too clean". FML


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On 03/26/2014 at 7:45pm - work - by homeless - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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File a report or do something, not sure how things work in the UK, get new roommates. that's some major bullshit.

#1 - On 03/27/2014 at 7:21am by olpally

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Eww you're one of those people who wash their hands after using the restroom too I bet. That shits nasty brah.

#7 - On 03/27/2014 at 7:24am by Ctrl_H

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