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Today, I had to wave my arms like a maniac as I sat on the toilet at work, otherwise the faulty motion sensor/timer would turn the lights off after about ten seconds. I've had to do this for several days now. No one else has reported this problem, so management won't get it fixed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33693) - you deserved it (3893)

On 03/18/2014 at 4:10am - work - by aziraphaleelle (woman) - United States (California)

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I have the funniest mental image right now.

#4 - On 03/18/2014 at 6:31am by nyancait

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They don't believe you because everyone knows that girls don't poop

#5 - On 03/18/2014 at 6:32am by Drag0nb0rn

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