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Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML


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On 02/16/2014 at 12:22pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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Your boss needs to take a chill pill. No worries, keep smiling! Good luck to you :)

#1 - On 02/16/2014 at 1:45pm by MomentoMori

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Just smile really creepily and say, "May I take your hat, sir?"

#7 - On 02/16/2014 at 1:46pm by HowieDoIt

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