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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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Poot

By dumblonde76 - 14/09/2021 07:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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Squits

By fishtities - 07/04/2016 04:56 - United States - Dallas

Today, as a reward for starting to eating healthy, I got the squits at work. After going to the restroom, my stall didn't have toilet paper, the other two stalls didn't have any either. My boss definitely noticed too when he walked in on me with my pants around my ankles. FML

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Jeremy?

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 22:00

Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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Am I a ghost to you?

By AJ. - 19/08/2021 14:01

Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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skilova4lifezzz 19

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:15

Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.

Trym 7

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:16

Sounds like you should have sacrifised a sock!

Comments

tanekdrachonae 19

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:11

Sorry about your shitty day OP.

ThatFancyPenn 18

Wednesday 1 January 2014 2:13

Welcome to FML, where this pun isn't even considered a pun anymore.

ohnowhyme123 15

Wednesday 1 January 2014 3:34

You must of had a crappy day!

JustinKirby 20

Wednesday 1 January 2014 4:24

Didn't #1 just attempt that pun?

jolie21 18

Wednesday 1 January 2014 5:36

I just have to say what's on my mind. This reminded me of the buy more ^^ awesome show!

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Wednesday 1 January 2014 8:00

It's not going to work if it failed for the person before you!

onlychildFTW 33

Thursday 2 January 2014 14:03

No shitty jokes. Jeeze man.

skilova4lifezzz 19

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:15

Tell the cashier to mind his own business and leave your shit alone.

\ 28

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:56

Hopefully, he got some laundry detergent with it.

dingleberrysteve 6

Wednesday 1 January 2014 18:13

the smell encompasses you

yerbduebeenehe 16

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:15

"Care to explain why you've shit your pants, sir?"

HKCgrimmjow 15

Wednesday 1 January 2014 1:10

I think he just did actually.

Trym 7

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:16

Sounds like you should have sacrifised a sock!

dachayke 16

Wednesday 1 January 2014 0:02

*Sacrificed. Remember, grammer are important.

Wizardo 33

Wednesday 1 January 2014 0:43

What the shit, grammar is important*...

HKCgrimmjow 15

Wednesday 1 January 2014 1:11

Sorry #25 but you can't say grammar is important and then **** up the word grammar. That's just a douchebag move...

djkazic 5

Wednesday 1 January 2014 1:21

He was being sarcastic, look how he used 'are'.

ThatFancyPenn 18

Wednesday 1 January 2014 2:15

I'm laughing my ass off at this FML. The actual one itself, and the comments. How do you guys not get that it was sarcasm?

Trym 7

Wednesday 1 January 2014 3:05

Well, sorry for not beeing english, and typing in a hurry with an iPhone set to norwegian autocorrect, and then slipping on one letter. :)

arandomusernameaa 20

Wednesday 1 January 2014 13:00

Go away grammar Nazi!

ThomasBombadil 31

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:16

I think there is a country song about this. If not there should be.

TheRoyalDog 10

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:22

"Have a shitty rest of the day, Miss!"

TheRoyalDog 10

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:33

I am ashamed of that comment

ilovefall10 21

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:26

OP, I know your pain. It's never fun having a upset stomach, and trust me, I suffer from IBS, so it happens a lot.

hopsinlove17 26

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:28

Everybody gets sick OP, no need to feel super embarrassed. I hope for your speedy recovery(:

DeviOomaki 9

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:30

Hope you feel better soon OP

bessiemay01 5

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:31

Why would you keep going to the store? I'd turn around and dump the crap in the pot and hop in the shower.

honeymoonroyale 20

Wednesday 1 January 2014 3:48

Lol yeah, I'm pretty sure there was a shower around lol

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