Parents always know

By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 22:24 - Egypt

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Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML
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33Chilidog 6

Well, you could've at least thrown them away or disposed of them.

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Nyx_fml 23

I wonder how many billions of grandchildren she wants.

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Nyx_fml 23

I wonder how many billions of grandchildren she wants.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Ya thats pretty ******* embarrassing.

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agzz21 6

What's more embarrassing is that OP doesn't know how to properly dispose his **** tissues

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DWynter 11

My first thought, too. Except I thought "hundreds" instead of "billions."

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iBanana 17

It's rather frightening when you realize how many millions of little swimmers we have in a tiny tablespoon of semen. All it takes, is 1 out of those millionnnnnn. KIDS. DON'T DO IT

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Ameel_fml 19

#33 Even if they were snot tissues, he still should have put them in the bin. Who leaves dirty old used tissues all over their floor? D:

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Harvzey 18

#85 Even better, who leaves dirty old fapkins lying around? :P

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rocker_chick105 31

This conversation makes me wonder how Spongebob used "Used Napkin"......

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33Chilidog 6

Well, you could've at least thrown them away or disposed of them.

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angeluv_2014 22

Exactly. YDI for not using the trashcan... that's kinda gross.

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FlyingPie 17

I've always preferred to use the toilet. The evidence is pretty much gone that way.

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K410 18

Ikr ******* burn them or something -.-

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SwaggCapone 11

YDI for being lazy OP

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T1A2Z3 34

Maybe he threw them at the bin and didn't think anyone would be picking them up because who does that

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ksks1234 33

How old are you of your mom is still picking up after you?

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SammyS2012 21

my brother is 21 and when hes down from university, my mom coddles him and cleans his room. i just blame it on hispanic mothers babying their baby boys.

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angeluv_2014 22

You sound like my friend Lakin- hispanic sister to an older brother, single mom (their mother)... She complains about the same thing.

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Jjan04 14

Or living at home while your mom wants grandchildren...

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allplayedout 20

Sick op, throw out your trash so your mom doesn't have to handle your **** collection

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Ki11erC 18

Nothing at all says she was correct.

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Jacqui_Meowth 11

And a tissue used to catch a sneeze or blow OP's nose is any better?

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hcollins1 18

12, if OPs mom wasn't correct, then he wouldn't have made an FML, he would've just simply told her otherwise.

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QQmore_fml 18

Mom has a point, try to dispose of your trash better and maybe she won't get confused of what you are using them for?

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Misskayfoyer 14

Lets hope she was just assuming it was that. Cause leaving that around your room is kinda gross.

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Jjimen1654 9

Not to mention the smell of all those tissues. So gross.

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Spider_Web 11

Nothing like the smell of **** in the morning

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Carmstro 13

127 your display picture matches your comment so well...

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trbuson 11

Why did your mom examine used tissues?

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worldclassrager 39

I looks like she wants you to be in a relationship...but in all honesty I don't think it shouldn't matter until the time is right...

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