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Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39627) - you deserved it (3067)

On 12/22/2013 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

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Maybe the rat belonged to a rival company which they raised and trained so it can spy on you. Be very careful OP.

#2 - On 12/22/2013 at 9:24am by Fuaaad1994

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Rats! That's a bummer

#1 - On 12/22/2013 at 9:22am by theonex17

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