Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML
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leocockle 11
octothorpe
sarahperez_fml 12
Wow just wow.....
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sarahperez_fml 12
Wow just wow.....
AmexBlack 24
Thankfully she isn't entirely representative of our generation...
puggypark 14
Truthfully, I didn't even know what the pound key was until I was in 8th grade.
niallo 23
I don't understand what the issue is. I'm from Ireland. We call it hashtag. I never heard of the button pound until I came to the US.
HanBroman 20
I have no idea what this "pound key" is... I'm going to guess it's an American thing?
HanBroman 20
wikipedia~ "outside of North America it is called Hash." Americans, for the last time, please stop acting like you're the only country on earth.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
55- I'm American, but I hate when people stereotype Americans into Nationalistic, drunk rednecks. I respect everybody, even if they don't respect me. It's the way I was raised. Just because some Americans are idiotic, judgemental pricks, doesn't mean we all are.
HanBroman 20
89 I never said anything about drunk rednecks. I don't see your culture that way, actually in that sense I think Australia is worse. In my experience traveling to the US the people are the loveliest and most friendly and outgoing on earth, but there also is a massive emphasis on nationalism, for example the worship of past presidents, the abundance of your national flag on basically every street corner in some parts, the protection and sacredness of the law and the fact that the national anthem is sung even at National level sporting events. This is just my biased Australian observation. and its totally ok that your culture is like that, just understand that much of the world isn't and that's why we see the US as a particularly nationalistic society.
BlueRainDude 11
Well said mate
guyfromchess 4
I like pudding a lot
SpyroCool 13
Is it not the symbol for British currency? £££
Scorpio1691 29
they are also the only country in the world to show the date as month/day/year
monnanon 13
yeah but some places put the year first so its not like everyone is the same. the pound symbol is already taken though so calling the hash symbol that is bound to cause confusion. it has no comnection to pounds in currency or in weight.
bigpops 12
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kiss my American ass! Anyone who believes Wikipedia is the absolute know all is an absolute dumbass....and it you don't like America get your ignorant ass out or stay out. that's one less douchebag we have to look at..
SlapAndTickle 20
Seeing as though this FML is from America, it is alright for US to ridicule. It is not proper for (people who live in the USA) to think of it as 'hash' (Atleast not until the #hashtag epidemic).
Ki11erC 18
This is a pound sign £. This is a hash tag #. Stop ******* about with things and people will have a clue what you mean.
Sam0011 11
I'd say this is a fyl for everyone...
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
101- I understand where you are coming from, I'm proud to be American, but I'm not an ubernationalist. I said drunk redneck because that seems to be the American stereotype of choice.
furbyface711 9
That's funny because it's original a British term because it uses to denote 1 pound.
HanBroman 20
Woah 158. no one said they didn't like America. cut the patriotic crap. were all from different places with different ideas. it's people like you that give the culture a bad name; you look like a fool.
jannatanelle 5
the abbreviation for a pound such as a measurement for weight in America is lb or # prior to Twitter everyone in America called this buttone on the telephone A pound key now that every hashtag s completely unnecessarily on facebook and Twitter the use of the pound key term will surely end. In America hash is concentrated marijuana.
jujubean0531 5
Maybe she wasn't from the U.S. They don't call it the pound key all over the world
DevilsAltair 8
I learned when I was in pre k
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
158- I think you, sir, should get out of America or get an education, because YOU are the typical American stereotype. YOU are one of the people that give Americans a bad name.
telli164 30
188, even before facebook and twitter I never knew pound meant hash until I read this FML.
awilliams44 9
#yolo (:
CocaColaPepsi 13
I understand the # but yolo? really?
SmuggletheBudgie 15
yolo swaggins
ptoka 20
#killyourself
nrevogcmamme 17
I'm going to vomit on you
CocaColaPepsi 13
that escalated quickly
skulskinator 5
This is a dark day for mankind -_-
JMichael 25
F.I.S.H- **** It Shit Happens
nightfire2258 24
Leave now... Before it's too late.
CobraLazerFace 21
@2 Are you trying to kill all our brain cells?
Durtmania 8
In reply to #34, WOAH there dick, just cause they said something doesn't mean hey should commit suicide
leocockle 11
octothorpe
GEFStryker 29
Sadly, this won't get the thumbs up this deserves as it's probably to random seeming for people to Google. Just know you made one person grin and nod in approval.
CocaColaPepsi 13
Googled it. Nice comment dude! and thank you koala for making me a little less lazy! :)
Zomg_Okay 26
30 - If somebody thinks something is too random to Google, then they shouldn't be on the Internet anyway. *Runs off to Google octothorpe*
shadowedpixie 19
FINALLY, SOMEONE ELSE WHO KNOWS WHAT AN OCTOTHORPE IS!!!! Seriously though, I named my snake Octothorpe and not one person has had a clue what it means.
Soloman212 28
So hipster, 155, you and your nonconventional pet with a rarely understood name. (I don't have anything against unusual pets, I have a tortoise. It's just the way you presented it.)
catnipthief 6
I fear for humanity....
noir_heart 8
If someone said that to me, I'd laugh, not start worrying about humanity. It's funny and harmless.
Zomg_Okay 26
You fear for humanity because the name of a symbol has been changed based on its most common usage? How do you even get out of bed in the morning? The world must terrify you.
Llama_Face89 33
I may worry about humanity......but this is not even on my radar of reasons...
SymphonyGrrl 12
It was the sharp sign first man.
Bloink 25
That's what I was thinking :p
Kkkdawg 27
Actually, #6, a true sharp sign has slightly angled horizontal lines.
SymphonyGrrl 12
I know #70. I play in a symphony. Just making a joke!
rosenkrieger223 24
70, Look at 6's screen name...
hippyhopgirl 9
I called it the number key before I knew it was called pound.
ButterPopcorn 14
#109, #6's name is hghrider123456, what about it?
crudeandrudeguy 29
@173- no it really isn't. Always get confused so easily??
hghrider123456 9
She# messed# that# up#
ImAFaker 29
Hashtags go before words. And of you're old enough, numbers too.
blackychan63 12
You're doing the hashtags wrong anyway.....
CobraLazerFace 21
There are no correct ways to use hashtags...
CocaColaPepsi 13
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#FuckThisGeneration
Zimmington 21
#FuckthePreviousGeneration
walkthenight 1
#They'reAlreadyFucked
Llama_Face89 33
#WeAreAllALittleFucked
Puffytruffles 18
#Fucktheegocentricpeople
Lilxpie 18
#FuckHashtags
Metallica36176 16
I'm a cake decorator and the other day, no lie, a 13 year old and his mother came in to have me write on a.cookie cake. He had me ******* write his username and then #happybirthday under if!! When I read it back I said "...pound happy birthday." and they didn't know what the hell I was talking about and tried to "correct"me.
NostalgiaFreak9 41
#EveryGenerationIsFuckedNotJustThisOne
coried91 28
I've lost all hope for humanity.
Newboy237 4
Someone stole the last slice of pizza "I've lost all hope for humanity."
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
8- Why? Because one lady called an octothorpe a hashtag? You might as well stay inside if that makes you lose hope.
mkymouse90 17
The pound key is now the hashtag hahahahaha # hashtag
LowExpectations 30
This may blow your mind but it was always called the hash key. For some reason Americans wanted to be different and called that button the pound key.
monnanon 13
the pound symbol is already taken it looks like this £. no wonder foll get mixed up. if soemone said to me to put in the dollar sign it would be $ not # so why do you use something thats easily recognisable as anothers currency as something else
jonnied23 20
Can you blame her? It seems like everything has a hashtag in front it.