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Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42374) - you deserved it (3584)

On 10/16/2013 at 5:52pm - work - by amy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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just laugh awkwardly until they get confused

#2 - On 10/17/2013 at 3:19am by error404n0tf0und

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It's all good.. I'm a cashier and once a really cute guy came through my lane and was flirting with me. He came back through again because he forgot something. It was a pregnancy test.

#9 - On 10/17/2013 at 3:36am by JennyK1414

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