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Today, I had a new client on my massage list. Two of my fingers got stuck in the thick coat of hair covering his back. I had to stop myself from making grunting noises whilst extricating them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36514) - you deserved it (2786)

On 10/10/2013 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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You should recommend that Chewbacca start waxing

#2 - On 10/10/2013 at 7:18am by kyu_Q

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Beard - sexy
Moustache - creepy
Chest hair - manly
Back hair - The most disgusting thing ever ew ew ew ew ew ew

#10 - On 10/10/2013 at 7:25am by DocBastard

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