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Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16436) - you deserved it (83312)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Most people have played hooky from work at some point, but you never EVER use a family member's death as an excuse. That's just horrible. Ydi

#3 - On 09/17/2013 at 6:11am by Allornone

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Come on, especially he should understand the magic of GTA V

#1 - On 09/17/2013 at 6:09am by ItsAUnicorn

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