By I have wood - 16/09/2013 21:11 - United States - Stephenville

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Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my room. They all thought he meant he had caught me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Tell him to stop being such a treble-making bass-hole.

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denver_ImC 8

So that's what kids call it now days... Woodwork

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Tell him to stop being such a treble-making bass-hole.

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Spider_Web 11

Bass in music is pronounced "base." Basshole would've worked if it was a fishing FML

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

I'm aware; I'm ******* Beethoven!! You can surpress your sharpness.

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denver_ImC 8

So that's what kids call it now days... Woodwork

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

I just call it masturbating. Or jerkin' the junk 'til it funk. Both are pretty rad.

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RedPillSucks 31

Strummin' the ol' bang-jo.

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jillytc 23

just tell all your friends he left in panic because your "wood" made his look tiny

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andrekrivo 20

you wanna be careful when coming into my room cause I might be rubbing one in. that's what you should say!

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cosicosei 22

I dont really see how they would've assumed otherwise... Dirty minded or just different slang where I'm from I guess. Not really an fml

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Harshdfml 14

Be glad he generalised it by saying woodwork. Imagine if he would have said something like 'nailing the wood' or 'shaving the wood'. And good luck with your guitar!

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AKGirlinSD 20

^What about sanding your wood? I'm a female and I just cringed.

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thatonegirlnic 10

Best revenge? Write a song about it. Works for Taylor every time

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fsomelife 26

About the guitar-building, you mean, not the other thing...right?

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Enslaved 36

Build the guitar first, then OP can add the teardrops. :P

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crazytrainer 5

Laugh at the joke. Enthuse about your guitar. Plot payback. :)

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kaitlynjane 28

You could try inviting them over to see your guitar, but something tells me that might just end up making things more awkward.

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RedPillSucks 31

Come on in and check out my etch... guitar.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Some friend you have their he sounds like a major douche.

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Roskie 16

*there And friends **** with each other all the time. It's not that big of a deal.

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AshaaFerreira 22

Do you have any friends? Because I feel as though you might have lost alot of them if your this uptight..... Friends joke around with each other all the time. When a friend insults you laugh it off then come up with a bigger insult!

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nutella_girl_fml 15

#10 exaggerating much? his room mate is just feeling comfortable horsing around with OP and that's what friends do. OP probably laughed at whole situation.

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Sweet_Meli 11

Tell them to get their minds out of the gutter :p

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myoukei 31

For a second i misread what you wrote as "tell your friends to get their mind out of the guitar".

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