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Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
So you are dealing with a real life version of Chucky?
The roof is the only place you're safe now. Why is your ass not up there too, OP?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015