Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

by ellen77 / 09/13/2013 at 1:55am / United States (California) / Work

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  • So you are dealing with a real life version of Chucky?

    #1 - On 09/13/2013 at 6:57am by xlord

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  • The roof is the only place you're safe now. Why is your ass not up there too, OP?

    #3 - On 09/13/2013 at 6:58am by Baustigt

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