Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I was at work when a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I had been laid off. It wasn't funny when I was fired for real after "skipping work without giving notice." FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
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ipman737 18
You can actually prove that you did not send that if you can find yourself on a building camera away from the computer at the time
Lilsbills 15
Wow op what an asshole
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Lilsbills 15
Wow op what an asshole
\ 28
A simple conversation to possibly solve the problem?
ptoka 20
It'll take more than a simple conversation to mend that.
Carmstro 13
I wonder if there's security tape though as proof? At least if it could show the time that OP left for the washroom that would be enough.
RedPillSucks 31
The boss is unlikely to believe OP without some real proof. OP left the computer unsecured. Not quite a YDI but you really F'ed up.
horne2 9
Now op must plan revenge. Sweet, sweet revenge.
SkyGuy32 17
#47, what I'm curious about is: OP said he/she found out the hard way. Well what's the easy way to find out?
iBanana 17
What the **** is wrong with people. I mean, I'm a Grade-A asshole when it comes to pranks; but that's a hate crime or something or other. Holy ****, I am literally butthurt that OP got fired.
raphanne_fml 33
#68 The name of this site is Fuckmylife, I think you can say "****". Did I say "****"?
nurchok 15
#72, +1 on that.
horne2 9
83 -1 on that
Raykyogrou03 12
They must really hate you.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
It's possible that OP's coworker wasn't trying to screw OP over, but they perhaps didn't realize they were on OP's email when they sent it. maybe they were actually trying to send hate to the boss.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
It's possible that OP's coworker wasn't trying to screw OP over, but they perhaps didn't realize they were on OP's email when they sent it. maybe they were actually trying to send hate to the boss.
shak1273 2
#28, no one just sends an email to their boss like that. Plus, how would they not realize that they were on the wrong computer?
MissCharlotte_fml 26
28, usually people realize when they are not on their own computer.
Love_is_no_joke 6
Hahaha
PinkieKeen 20
62- teehee
Genuine_G 8
That's why it's good to tell at least one loud joke a day. It's hard to hate someone who makes you laugh
tjv3 10
This is why you always lock your computer when you are away from it . That's just security basics 101 stuff
ipman737 18
You can actually prove that you did not send that if you can find yourself on a building camera away from the computer at the time
slycooper_fml 11
Now that's something I would see on CSI. I like the way you think.
arkin5 4
Or , you know , just simple logic ..
clemsi 20
Op might have gotten fired because they left their computer unsecured while they went to the bathroom... if op works with sensitive personal information or account information on his computer I can see that as being a huge problem.
K410 18
Ya I'm surprised they didn't look at any cameras to see if someone else was using your computer. I hope things look up for you though :)
nobodyuseful 9
Hope you find a new job that nice people work at instead of jerks like that. -.-
singer0421 32
Maybe just try explaining the situation to your boss; he might understand :)
Sfaizi24 17
Obviously op didn't just pack up his things whistling. The boss I'm sure did not listen
worldclassrager 39
Jerks...hope you find a new job soon a better one at that...
DLS930 21
Tell them to check the security camera tapes and go to the time the email was sent to prove your innocence
TylerAnderson98 10
I don't understand what is wrong with some of these people.
Fernando83 19
Please update us on how you got even.
vorspiel 17
Ugh, why would somebody do this? I'm sorry OP, I hope you find a new job that isn't full of assholes soon!