Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

by fired / 08/09/2013 at 6:17pm / Work

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  • Why the fuck would you look over the stall? I would file a sexual Harassment suet or something on that perv ass.

    #3 - On 08/09/2013 at 8:57pm by murph1911

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  • What a shallow douchecanoe.

    #2 - On 08/09/2013 at 8:56pm by iAlissa

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