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Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML

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On 08/06/2013 at 10:44am - work - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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That's a bitch move.

#1 - On 08/06/2013 at 1:03pm by UsernameAnxiety

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You should have went back to work and coughed and breathed your germs all over him so he gets sick.

#3 - On 08/06/2013 at 1:04pm by meggieeee92

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