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Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40752) - you deserved it (9989)

On 08/05/2013 at 2:09pm - work - by Fuckup (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Sounds like a win to me! Go home and veg out OP!

#1 - On 08/05/2013 at 4:37pm by iShanny

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Best feeling ever: getting to leave early from work, even if it was your day off.

#4 - On 08/05/2013 at 4:40pm by michelleJ11

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