Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I excitedly got ready for my first day at my new job. I arrived on time, dressed up, only to find out they meant next Monday, not today. My new boss just gave me a weird look and said, "See you next week?" FML
Today, I was looking forward to languishing on the beach for a few days of a “much needed vacation” when I literally got called back into work on my way to the beach. FML
Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
Today, despite having my 5-day-leave approved 2 months ago, my boss demanded I return to work in the middle of it. Why? She wants to go on a vacation and no one else is available at such short notice. FML
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
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Top comments
iShanny 13
Sounds like a win to me! Go home and veg out OP!
michelleJ11 25
Best feeling ever: getting to leave early from work, even if it was your day off.
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Comments (48)
iShanny 13
Sounds like a win to me! Go home and veg out OP!
lex1459 38
It'll just feel like an extended vacation!
Toasty283 8
sólo un comentario españolas pasando por
LordoftheOcelots 10
A full day to sleep? Sounds great
PterodactylMan 23
Why FML then OP
Zimmington 21
Congrats on your extra vacation day!
michelleJ11 25
Best feeling ever: getting to leave early from work, even if it was your day off.
abcdog123 16
Fyl how? You get an extra day of vacation!! enjoy
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Monday suck anyways
Juneyah1017 9
How is this a FML? Cause you wasted gas driving?
TheLittleBear 19
I'm struggling to see the downside to this.
UnluckyGenius 21
I once had a day like that, my boss and coworker kept throwing me out because I needed to take a "vacation" much like you OP, all I could think about was how good work is.
mkid232 15
Spongebob? Is that you?
alonur 6
No this is Patrick!
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
how good work is?? Ya...thats spongebob. :) lol
wisericky 12
I'm not a krusty krab. *pouts*
kee_breezy32 34
sleeping the rest of the day would be wonderful!