Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
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Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
Today, while stocking the shelves, a customer demanded I ring up his stuff. I’m not a cashier and therefore don’t have a login code to do so, so I told him as such. He then pulled out a knife and threatened to stab me if I didn’t ring him up. I’m currently writing this from the ER. FML
Today, at work as a manager at pizza place, I got yelled by a customer because they got one fewer paper plates than they asked for. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML
Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
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UnluckyGenius 21
He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.
Tylerj1124 12
This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?
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Comments (101)
UnluckyGenius 21
He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.
UnluckyGenius 21
Because pineapples are always a good back up for avocado- I give up.
TrollingStalker 16
*the krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!*
expertsmilee 26
The **** y'all thumbing a perfectly executed spongebob quote down for?
UnluckyGenius 21
I know right? I was sad to see #55's comment was thumbed down.
Nevermind212 11
you don't know the benefits of Avocado do you?!
UnluckyGenius 21
#72 Pineapple is better for living.
TrollingStalker 16
*who lives in a pineapple under the sea...*
Tylerj1124 12
This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?
MakaylaReneeB 8
*Waiting for the follow up*
blcksocks 19
After he pulled out the knife, op screamed "Holy Guacamole"
PterodactylMan 23
*Grabs popcorn and a drink* what it might take a while
gottageek 17
Maybe op posted this just prior to being stabbed and is either dead or in medical care.
ohSNAPyall 26
29 Holy guacamole, Batman!
THEsuperMANLYman 10
Let this be a life lesson to you, ALWAY BRING THE AVOCADOS
Caitie_kid 8
I don't blame him, avocados are freaking delicious.
UnoriGal 17
I know, they're so fantastic they run out fast. It's such a disappointment when stores don't have them. If I pulled a knife every time they didn't have avocados, I'd be a serial killer.
amDes 11
I agree.... I would pull a knife too. You can't just let a man go without avocados!!
ohSNAPyall 26
Only if you then used the knife to kill people.
trbuson 11
Ask to borrow the knife to pick more avacados from the imaginary tree in the restaurant.
softrally 15
And then mug him using his knife.
ShannyAK 16
I advise you to tell your boss ASAP!
adam3650 12
I think it may be a little late for that by now.
morella_xx 29
You mean OP isn't still standing there, waiting for advice from the FML community while the crazed customer brandishes a knife at him?
aklm15 14
Well at least you now know not to run out of avocados for future reference.
Barriaultcory 16
Should've suggested bananas as a substitute... Then hit him with a watermelon
rosenkrieger223 24
Because pizza parlors have bananas and watermelons just sitting around for just such an occasion...
Melix 31
He must really love Avocado
Latino_Nino 10
Who doesn't love avocados ?
Enslaved 36
“Have you met my first born son, Avocado?”
Clumsyblonde22 12
I forgot to lock my avacardo.
thatCanadiankid 1
leave
Likian5 26
Don't mess with people's need for avocados. The consequences can be disastrous.
jamnglamgirlie 17
Maybe he thought you just didn't have a knife to cut the avocados.