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Today, one of my bosses said, "You're going to take this as an insult, but it's not. At a certain age, women are supposed to cut their hair short." I have long hair. My bosses have all of the social skills of the guys from Big Bang Theory. FML

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On 07/23/2013 at 12:23am - work - by Irreverend (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Forget them... I have hair that's thick & healthy & stops 4 inches from the back of my knee. They'd have to shave it off of my cold, dead head before I cut for some ridiculous social stereotype.

#1 - On 07/23/2013 at 6:14am by SerendipityRose

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I talk to customers on the phone. People wear shorts and printed t-shirts to work. Several people walk around without shoes - including one of the owners. I, on the other hand, tend to dress up a bit. Image isn't the issue.

This is the same place where, over 20 years ago, I decided to wear a skirt one day and one of the owners commented "she does have legs!"

#34 - On 07/23/2013 at 7:44am by Irreverend

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