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Today, after being unemployed for almost two years, I was turned down for yet another job. The reason this time? I live too far from the job. I can see the building from my bedroom window. FML

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Could you not say this to them?

#3 - On 07/19/2013 at 12:57pm by mimiminx

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How did they determine distance? Where they using the iPhone map app?

Also, you should have spoken up about the true distance.

#5 - On 07/19/2013 at 12:59pm by RedPillSucks

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