Anonymous
La Grande, United States
Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML
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Anonymous
United States
More responsibilities please!
Today, at my job as a supermarket manager, I had to break up a fight over a handicapped parking spot, in which an elderly man nearly got beaten over the head with a prosthetic leg. This wasn't what I expected when I was told I'd been promoted. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was working at the hospital front desk when an elderly man started hurling racial slurs at another visitor. A fight broke out, so I stepped in and forcibly separated the two. The old man tripped and crashed to the floor. Now I'm under investigation for "contributing to workplace violence." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
hot_mess88
United States
Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML
Ouch
Today, I tried to break up a fight between two of my coworkers. They decided to show their gratitude by smashing me in the face with a thick ceramic dish. FML
justhatelife
Brooklyn, United States
Anger issues much?
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
breakfast tea
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Anonymous
Elkhart, United States
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting to dress a woman for bed. She popped me a left hook and I had to ask the nurse to look at my jaw. After my nurse said I was okay she asked me to continue getting the woman dressed for bed. She hit me 5 more times. FML
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viper0hr 7
Should have taped it.
mackdeezy 22
Well hey, maybe they were fighting for the last applesauce and prune juice lunch tray.
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Comments (80)
AHappyGoth 14
I guess you're not into Gilf parties? Hot!
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
Interesting mind you have there, lady.
supersitter 11
Oh, yeah, because old women fist fights are such a common turn on. (Sarcasm)
viper0hr 7
Should have taped it.
Narcoterrorist 6
Or at least let it continue. A fight to the death would have meant one less decrepit ass OP has to wipe.
ImAFaker 29
And one more murder she has to witness...
shan88 14
Wow, nasty!
RedPillSucks 31
Arghhh!!!! My mind instantly when to "tapped" it. I can't even blame that on "autocorrect".
cristianramos 8
So true
mackdeezy 22
Well hey, maybe they were fighting for the last applesauce and prune juice lunch tray.
ChaCerCam1 5
Yeah and it was probably like a slow-motion fighting scene in the movies...
flashback.miss 28
Grannies gone wild! Tapioca is serious business.
Treveyon56 14
Dude reading this I do believe a much more disturbing version from what you meant popped into my mind. o.o
omg36 7
I always see your posts and your profile pic makes my stomach churn...
CammyGal 26
I bet that job got old fast. Did they whack you with their canes?
M3DIC4T3 29
They probably ran OP's foot over with their wheelchairs.
ileenefudge 29
Which one was winning?
LOVELIVELAUG 4
No, you weren't doing your job correctly and you are whats wrong with society :)
greenfishbait 19
How exactly is it his fault?
cmayer 20
Wtf?
badluckross 21
What were they fighting over, bingo?
flockz 19
i guess that can get... old quickly.
hopsinlove17 26
Is it bad that I read your comment with "*lowers sunglasses*" in the middle of it? Oh perdix....
shan88 14
56. I did the exact same thing!
MrConcise 34
Prison, nursing homes, they might as well be the same.
AngrySailor 17
There's more Viagra in nursing homes.
RedPillSucks 31
I don't know. I bet prisoners smuggle that stuff in too.