By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 01:03 - United States - La Grande

Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML
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mackdeezy 22

Well hey, maybe they were fighting for the last applesauce and prune juice lunch tray.

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AHappyGoth 14

I guess you're not into Gilf parties? Hot!

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supersitter 11

Oh, yeah, because old women fist fights are such a common turn on. (Sarcasm)

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Narcoterrorist 6

Or at least let it continue. A fight to the death would have meant one less decrepit ass OP has to wipe.

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ImAFaker 29

And one more murder she has to witness...

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RedPillSucks 31

Arghhh!!!! My mind instantly when to "tapped" it. I can't even blame that on "autocorrect".

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mackdeezy 22

Well hey, maybe they were fighting for the last applesauce and prune juice lunch tray.

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ChaCerCam1 5

Yeah and it was probably like a slow-motion fighting scene in the movies...

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flashback.miss 28

Grannies gone wild! Tapioca is serious business.

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Treveyon56 14

Dude reading this I do believe a much more disturbing version from what you meant popped into my mind. o.o

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omg36 7

I always see your posts and your profile pic makes my stomach churn...

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CammyGal 26

I bet that job got old fast. Did they whack you with their canes?

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M3DIC4T3 29

They probably ran OP's foot over with their wheelchairs.

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ileenefudge 29

Which one was winning?

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LOVELIVELAUG 4

No, you weren't doing your job correctly and you are whats wrong with society :)

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flockz 19

i guess that can get... old quickly.

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hopsinlove17 26

Is it bad that I read your comment with "*lowers sunglasses*" in the middle of it? Oh perdix....

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shan88 14

56. I did the exact same thing!

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MrConcise 34

Prison, nursing homes, they might as well be the same.

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AngrySailor 17

There's more Viagra in nursing homes.

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RedPillSucks 31

I don't know. I bet prisoners smuggle that stuff in too.

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