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Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52652) - you deserved it (4232)

On 07/13/2013 at 5:10pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

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I bet you're pissed.
Sorry, I had to FML..

#1 - On 07/14/2013 at 4:21am by ironichalibut

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Urine trouble lol

#3 - On 07/14/2013 at 4:23am by emiluh

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