Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I got fired from my job for harassing customers over the weekend. I didn't work over the weekend. I left my nametag there on Friday and my co-workers thought it would be funny to wear my nametag all weekend. One of them got into a fight with a customer and they took her 'name' down. FML
Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
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Nolimit2217 32
What's your name?!
hessel 13
i can't be the only person to wanna know OP'S name
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Nolimit2217 32
What's your name?!
SwaggCapone 11
OP should've atleast told us their name so we could see if it was funny too
4everbymyself 12
My name is "the", the urge
laurenlovesjb 20
Anonymous of course!
SparkleFace 14
Benedict Cumberbatch
Nordrag 26
Glasscock
Nordrag 26
Probably should clarify that. Epic Lloyd dis raps for hire season 2 episode 1 on YouTube.
lenamartinovic 13
Sir-limps-a-lot.
Snowkeys 11
Mike Hunt
posts95 6
Feel free to use punctuation so people can actually understand what you were attempting to say.
imaginaryvoice 18
If my name was Anonymous, I'd expect to get laughed at too.
Futacy 30
Schmitty Werbenjeggermanjensen
imaginaryvoice 18
#92, He was number one
Reaper1984 13
#87 its Mike Huntsings
Reaper1984 13
sorry Huntstings*
paravoz 30
was it North West?
minidrone_fml 11
Yeah, how can we choose between "Your life sucks" and "you deserve it" if we don't even know your name ?
Fedezzer 20
There're photos on name tags as well, just so you know.
envyelric 6
OP will surely deliver.
angeluv_2014 22
37- laurenlovesjb What is your last name?
robotiick7 23
Dixie Normus
itsmichellebitch 16
why was your name so funny to them?
MeLikeBigBoom 8
Believe it or not, people have some weird names...
allforyoux3 25
Kim Kardashian's daughter is living proof of that.
DaniPandi 22
Well, Anonymous IS a pretty odd name.
TheDrifter 24
There's worse names floating around. I know a man named Lemonjello, one named Starlight Moonchaser and a girl named Dasani Waters. Some parents are just cruel.
saxybandgeek 14
How many of those are black
MrSarcasmic 10
worst I've seen is La-ah pronounced (l' dasha )
evilplatypus 39
I'd like to be named "Anonymous". A thousand years from now, historians would believe I was the wisest person to ever live. Just think of everything attributed to "anonymous".
Olympiakos10 15
I know someone named Bing Bing.
cloudsofneon 5
Why is this being down voted?! This is true, I remember hearing about it because the mother was upset at people mispronouncing her name!
dhali 11
Wtf! :s
kaitlin_ash 10
I know a girl named lloyaltii and a boy named untonio
Rougeee 6
I know a girl named La-a, pronounced "Luh-dash-uh".
capt_awesome1 11
My art teacher's name is Huckleberry Titanium Dwarf... names do get pretty weird !
vehementbitch 4
Everyones a critic. Sorry Op.
hessel 13
i can't be the only person to wanna know OP'S name
feelingold 18
you're not, 1 and 3 already showed some interest in that area......
feelingold 18
^1 and 2
londoner86 13
absolutely. I hate it when people just make the same comments...read first post after!
lulubelles 33
In this case I think you're being a little harsh, they were all posted within a minute of each other
feelingold 18
Hm fair point 30. In this case the fault was not so much "I post repetitive comments" as the good old familiar "I wanna be #1" syndrome. Much better. Agreed and conceded :)
hessel 13
what is so special about being number one? i commented because i wanted to not because i had to be first. and i didnt see the other two comments when i wrote mine
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
suuurree.... how are we suppose to trust a compulsive liar 85?
hessel 13
haha i see that somebody read my status. hahaha
kurk626 11
if you're that insecure about it, just ask your manager to have a nickname (or abbreviation if the name is long) on your name tag instead
Bakarra 22
I have a popular dogs name so customers like to tell me how their great aunts second cousins twin sisters mailmans dog has the same name or some shyt. The pain is felt
kickass1stbase 7
Fido?
citygirl28 11
rover?
Enslaved 38
Buster? Or is that your name for real?
NeatNit 33
I wish I could mark a comment as favorite.
SpicyDuck 22
Max?
SwaggCapone 11
Rufus?
greenfishbait 19
Buddy?
Axipiter 24
King James the third?
Catkam623 27
Maxx? Roxxy? Something else with a double x?
Myo_fml 20
Buzz, Spike, Rocky, Rocko... Dennis?
graceinsheepwear 34
Jake
Meettitan 14
Boscoe?
Bakarra 22
32 and 46 get it, but yea only 1 x in max haha
Olympiakos10 15
I thought it was Air Bud
cloudsofneon 5
I've known more people named Max than dogs named it. Strange to me that people automatically connect it to a dog.
neeni88 23
Awww, my first cat's name was Max. He was the best!
Mooish 18
Milo?
guci101 14
Ik what u mean, Rex :/
BadApple88 29
We all would love to know your name OP. Promise not to laugh *fingers crossed behind back* lol jk
olpally 33
Hi, meg? Lol. Sorry op, people are jerks.
that_band_nerd 22
Hahaha! George!
pam241 15
Must be one hell of a name!!