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Man or woman?

Today, I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on, I jumped into my car to drive home, but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guess who's going to hear virginal jokes about women drivers from now on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35950) - you deserved it (17206)

On 06/19/2013 at 12:18pm - work - by fuck the man-dominated construction business (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

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A short lived victory..

#10 - On 06/19/2013 at 4:36pm by ryan0712

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I have to agree that it depends on the driver and not the sex of the driver. I work with an lady every day. Were paramedics. I trust her with my life when it comes to responding to calls.

#33 - On 06/19/2013 at 5:24pm by WhiteCrimson

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