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By tickyette - / Tuesday 14 September 2010 07:27 / United States
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Grasshoppers are disgusting exhibitionists. I've seen them fuck in windows, on sidewalks, hell, that Armstrong guy prolly saw em doin the deed right there on our holy moon!

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^^^^ YDI for having a pet rat. Anyways, OP, don't give him any sex tonight for not helping you get the grasshopper out of your shirt.

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haha 69 talked about sex.. win. xD and the bf didn't even get to second yet, it looks like. i don't think they're going to hop bases..

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my little sister is deathly afraid of grasshoppers. I had to take one outside over the summer, but it kept on coming in through the window. then at school once, one jumped on her head, and when she came home, it was in her pants. all grasshoppers are perverts, just that one was a pedo-hopper :P

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Oh wow, the T9 on my phone knows the word "noobs" better than the word "boobs". I obviously need to write about breasts more often.

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obviously people have never seen what the blackberry pearl looks like, the b and the n are on the same key

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He could try to help get it out of her shirt. Then, the OP could be so overwhelmed with appreciation and respect, he'd hit a home run. But I think what would happen if he did attempt to help, she'd squirm, scream, and elbow him in the nose.

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it's a GRASSHOPPER. what's it going to do, infest her with it's babies or something? if my boyfriend had said something like that, i would have laughed. it's not that hard to get a bug out of your own shirt. she should have taken the joke instead of jumping on FML to complain about her boyfriend not helping her with a freaking bug >_>

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15 exactly what I was thinking. That was a lose lose for him. it was either help you out by reaching down your shirt, or make a snappy comment about second base.

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"The site is a recollection of everyday anecdotes likely to happen to anyone. They are published on the site and written exclusively by our users. This site is a place to “let it all out” and unwind by sharing those little things that screw with your day; it allows you to realize that you are not alone." If you want something pessimistic, this probably isn't the site for you, since in the intro it says "Little things that screw with your day" not "things that fuck you o

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RGB, they need to put this on the FML FAQ, along with "What does OP mean" and "What does YDI mean". There should be a link that says "FAQ me", or "FAQ my life".

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But what does FAQ mean? Sorry for the corny joke-Frequently Asked Question- just for those that don't know already.

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40, the comment was a win though. Anyway, I think the FML here is that the boyfriend refused to go to second base with her even though he had a legit excuse to.

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I'm a bit confused, since they weren't gettin' hot and heavy at the time. Is it really going to second base if there isn't a game in session, or is it just a short walk on a ballfield?

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Well, since hardly anyone reads the rules and the introduction anyway, I doubt putting it on the FAQ would help it be seen any more than it already is. Since the site is user oriented, the staff probably assumes people with either A) ask one another, or B) Google it. I do agree that the rules should be more obvious though.

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