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Today, a client refused to pay after I mowed her lawn. Her reasoning? I had entered her basement "without permission." I require on-site equipment be provided, and she kept her mower in her basement. I only knew it was in the basement because she'd showed me, and told me where the key was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49875) - you deserved it (3143)

On 05/10/2013 at 4:24am - work - by Wealthyparrot (man) - United States

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There is a lovely product that many have tried and have had success with. It's called Slap-a-hoe. Works wonders.

#2 - On 05/10/2013 at 10:30am by PoopNuggetLeader

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She probably just wanted an excuse not to pay you, some people are just pathetic OP.

#5 - On 05/10/2013 at 10:32am by BjgUsername

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